Tag: satire

Going Green

Going Green

| August 9, 2017

In the ambiguously near future, a snap decision by a government official inadvertently sets in motion the destruction of mankind. Going Green chronicles the brief journey from infection to extinction through a series of short, interconnected stories, peppered with colorful commentary from both the skeptics and those just looking to survive. Please note: The following […]

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One Pissed-Off Shark

One Pissed-Off Shark

| July 23, 2017

Ray and his friends have anger issues. So does the shark hunting them. “Whoa! It’s like The Grapes of Wrath meets Twilight!” – Rabid Boogie Boarder

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

| July 20, 2017

Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire […]

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Big Data Is Watching You!

Big Data Is Watching You!

| July 15, 2017

It’s way past 1984. Your toothbrush, your coffee maker and your Rice Krispies are running your life. But don’t worry… BIG DATA IS WATCHING YOU! Welcome to Goozle Earth®, a dystopia where the all-knowing and all-powerful force of Big Data rules humanity through the Internet of Things and the corporate power of Goozle Inc. Where […]

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Heart Throbs

Heart Throbs

| June 27, 2017

Sometimes you find your dream in the last place you’d ever look Twenty-nine-year-old Amanda Monroe is about to make her white picket fence fantasy come true. The New York actress vows to wrap her role on a hit sitcom, marry the non-actor of her dreams, and put down the roots she never had—all before she […]

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Grand Theft Octo

Grand Theft Octo

| June 24, 2017

When Jonathan Doe is fired from his office job for stealing too much stationery, he becomes an entrepreneur of businesses the world has never seen. After a disastrous start at freelance taxidermy, he moves onto professional octopus teasing. Will he fail again or make his fortune? Is he really a professional or just a con […]

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All in Vein

All in Vein

| May 26, 2017

Victor has been a vampire for centuries but he is finding it increasingly difficult to stay well fed. The brazen nature of today’s prey is only part of his problem. Moravian vampire lore requires he attack in the nude. And now his nighttime stalking has caught the attention of a strange and arresting undercover policewoman. […]

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Labor Pains

Labor Pains

| May 23, 2017 | 0 Comments

“Labor Pains is irreverently funny. …a glorious celebration of half-ass-ism and mediocrity” – San Francisco Book Review “This dark comedy with some criminal action thrown in brings a lot of difficult issues up to the surface. …Four Stars”. “This book is chuck-full of ‘that’s so wrong’ kind of humor, the kind you’ll want to read […]

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Tales from the Melancholy Pocket

Tales from the Melancholy Pocket

| May 18, 2017

Tales from the Melancholy Pocket Here is a short decription: The collection Tales from the Melancholy Pocket consists of fifteen short stories, which explore humanity and compassion and deal with lives of ordinary people who often live on the edge of the law.The protagonists in these stories are for example: an ageing prostitute, a man […]

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How to Avoid Huge Ships: A Comic Book Parody

How to Avoid Huge Ships: A Comic Book Parody

| May 15, 2017

Don’t look now, but there could be a huge ship sneaking up RIGHT BEHIND YOU Download this book instantly to your Kindle and figure out a solution in the next 30 seconds. “How to Avoid Huge Ships: A Comic Book Parody” will solve all of your life’s problems. Guaranteed. Do you: Find yourself lying awake […]

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