Lessons From a Life Champion: Sometimes Even Winners Make Duty

| August 27, 2018


“Lessons From a Life Champion” is possibly the most important books of the 20th century. Some critics are even calling it the next Bible. This the the inspirational true story of how one man beat the odds to find true happiness. This is the one book that will change your life forever. If you don’t believe me, well my third cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he is still using heroin. This guy I went to high school with didn’t read it either, and I just heard his wife left him because of his gambling problem. My nana and popop didn’t read it, and now they are both dead. If you read this book you will unlock all the secrets to success and happiness. Just ask the guy who lives down the street from me who just got a D.U.I. He didn’t read this book either.
On a more serious note….If you didn’t pick up on the sarcasm there, then you are an idiot, and this book is not for you. You should probably be reading self-help books or 50 Shades of Grey. This book is a humorous satire on pretentious overstated memoirs and personal development books. It is a true story written by an average guy who basically does what the rest of us do, which is basically a parody on the meaning of life. It is a very interesting page turner that will compel you to see how it ends. Think Charles Bukowski meets Confederacy of Dunces meets Spinal Tap. If you liked any of those then you will love this book.

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