Three Satyrs. One helpful cephalopod. One dark stranger. And one toe-curling kiss. Is he a vampire? A shifter? Something worse? Who is the mysterious Captain of the Guardians? Kyra Greene, pest controller of fantastic beasts, takes on a rock troll and meets the man who will haunt her dreams for the next three-hundred and twenty-one nights. Come sing around the campfire with satyrs and discover how Kyra found one little lost cephalopod who will win your heart. Three Half Goats Gruff is a prequel novelette to Dragons Don’t Eat Meat.