Kick Menstrual Cramps in the Nuts

| April 29, 2013

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Kick Menstrual Cramps in the Nuts

KICK MENSTRUAL CRAMPS IN THE NUTS is brought to you by touring comedian turned natural health expert, T.C. Hale (aka Tony Hale). Not only will Hale have you laughing out loud while he reveals the secrets behind cramps and how the human body functions, you will also learn how to look at your own body chemistry to understand the underlying cause of YOUR menstrual cramps. Since the reason cramps can exist varies from person to person, once you understand what is going on with your chemistry, this book will help you understand what foods, supplements, or lifestyle changes could eliminate your desire to scream at inanimate objects once a month.

If you are easily offended or if laughing is too painful while you’re cramping, you can read the more straightforward version of this book, DONE WITH MENSTRUAL CRAMPS. Both versions will teach the same science and the same secrets. In this version, the author just gets to crack himself up.

Here’s what some of Tony’s celebrity clients have to say:

“Working
with Tony is like jumping into the arms of your favorite aunt. Except
it’s not. At all. I mean, his methods work. But it’s not like that at
all.”

         – Jane Lynch – Glee

“I
confess to being a full-blown ‘gymophobe.’  (I still have flashbacks of
my mean fourth-grade gym teacher!)  Tony actually makes the gym
panic-attack free.”
     
        – Tom Kenny – Voice of Spongebob

“Wait.
You mean the short skinny trainer dude with the neon sneakers who
writes books about women’s menstrual cramps?  Did  he ever get  a single
menstrual cramp?  I don’t think so.  The guy who helps fat people get
skinnier?  Was he ever fat ? I don’t think so.  And what’s with the
whole fake I don’t talk thing?  Is it turrets?  If he did talk, would it
be a string of expletives even I would be offended by?   I guess he has
a sense of humor.  That’s something good.”

        – Betty Thomas – Director – 28 Days, The Brady Bunch Movie, etc.

“You can argue with Tony, or you can do what he says and buy smaller jeans.”
        – Kari Wahlgren – Voice of Tigres – Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

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