TEXT FAILS: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones! COLLECTION 2 BOOKS IN 1

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TEXT FAILS COLLECTION 2 BOOKS IN 1: Super Funny Messages and Autocorrect Fails. Smiles with Funniest Mishaps Ever on Smartphones ! ” by Barry Strow.

Everyone in this modern world texts. Nowadays it is the main mode of communication. However it sometimes happen that someone could send the wrong message to the wrong person, or sometimes, sending a text message that had its meaning amusingly changed.

In this collection of Text Fails series you will find VOL 1 and VOL 2 that will entertain you and your friends and will make you laugh as you never did.

The most epic failed texts are contained in this collection: from classics to other ones sometimes risqué and occasionally crude.

This collection will also be an excellent gift to your loved ones! Give a smile to those you love by gift them “Text Fails”.

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The Kingdoms of Magic Book 2: The Big Secret

The clock is ticking. The King is dying. All are
asking, “Who will replace him? Who can?” but there is no answer. It is felt throughout the Kingdoms that with King Zurich gone and no one strong enough to take his place, their world is doomed. King Shadak of the Underworld knows that now is his time to strike and take the Kingdoms for himself. Above ground, waiting for her scouts, Princess Elise of the Fairies comes face to face with a Slyth, one of the fiercest and most deadly creatures on the island. To make matters worse she and her small group are attacked by a larger group of elite Underworld warriors. Will they survive? Will she?

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Pandemicide: Why is Trump Killing Us?

What if the Trump administration’s mishandling of the pandemic is not indifferent, incompetent, chaotic, or any of the other explanations offered by mainstream media?

What if, instead, everything has been going according to plan?

In this urgent analysis of the U.S. pandemic response, Bookbinder, a psychotherapist, uses the tools of his trade not to diagnose Trump, but to expose the motivations behind his administration’s catastrophic handling of the pandemic.

Bookbinder builds the case, brick by brick, that Trump & Company are intentionally encouraging the virus’ spread so that the people who are dying disproportionately from COVID-19 – Blacks, Latinxs, Indigenous people, and the elderly, sick, and imprisoned – will continue to die.

He calls it pandemicide.

Using these same therapist tools, Bookbinder goes on to show how pandemicide fits into the Trump administration’s larger agenda: To move from nascent fascism to a fully realized Fascism 2.0. The essay ends with a call to action around what we need to do, now, to return our nation to sanity.

Though many alarm bells have rung over the past four years, and they now ring with deafening volume, they have not been heeded because many Americans don’t feel personally threatened.

But this is personal. Trump and his administration are killing us. And so far, everything is going according to plan.

It is late in the game, but the good news is that we can still stop the juggernaut that will be unleashed if Trump & Company have four more years.

There is no more important task before us – no distraction, no entertainment, no project, no job, no creative endeavor, no family matter, nothing – than preventing our descent into a new Dark Age.

Let us not look back on 2020 as the time where our troubles began.

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When Love Comes (Diamond Creek, Alaska Novels Book 1)

A full-length, standalone romance with a guaranteed HEA from USA Today Bestselling Author J.H. Croix! If you like smoking hot romance with alpha men and sassy women, you’ll love this series!

In this captivating love story set against the stark beauty of the Alaskan wilderness, Hannah Gray returns to her hometown after the death of her parents. Once wild and impulsive, she shut her heart off to love and adventure after her parents died. When she meets Luke Winters, their immediate attraction is overwhelming.

Burned once before, Luke has committed himself to nothing but casual dalliances with women. Rugged and smoldering, he finds no shortage of women happy to oblige. When Hannah comes along, he questions what he might be missing. Both fight the depth of their feelings—love is not part of the plan.

Hannah’s sense of identity is shaken when she unearths a surprising truth about her family. Meanwhile, Luke’s interfering family and complications from his past challenge Hannah and Luke to face their true feelings for each other.

Can two people who don’t believe love is worth the risk find the courage to face their fears and open their hearts?

*All novels in this series are full-length standalone novels with an HEA.

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Secret Lovers (Friendship Chronicles Book 1)

Workday friends. Nighttime lovers…

A teeny-tiny crush. Maggie Drummond has one on her close friend Connor Grey. Unfortunately, he prefers leggy blondes and Maggie is stuck with her deep brown hair and determined curves.

Then, there is her newfound pursuit of kinky—no, more adventurous sex. Nothing too bad, you understand. It was reading the steamy romance that sent her on a jaunt down Spanking Avenue and now she has set up an anonymous blog to explore her interest. Perhaps it’s best if she sticks with Greg, her current boyfriend. She can ask him to spank her…even if Connor pops into her fantasies like a seductive magical genie.

The recent changes in Maggie don’t escape Connor’s notice. Now that her boyfriend has dropped her, and luck has gifted him with inside knowledge, he can finally—carefully—make his move. But, given his family history, laying a hand on any woman, even in fun, is a line he’s reluctant to cross.

As Maggie gives in to the temptation to let Connor add spicy sin to her life, she finds herself juggling lies, half-truths, friendship and sensual delights. Her job is in jeopardy—and she’s falling in love. Exploring her fantasy is one thing, but she’s beginning to question if indulging her own pleasure is worth the cost to everyone around her.

Warning: Contains a girl-next-door with spanking on her mind and a sexy rugby player who sees past her shyness and insecurities to the sensual possibilities beyond.

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The Wood of the Old Blood: A Legend (Three Wells Series Book 0)

After the Trojan War, a forest sprouted from the blood of a massacred army. Seven hundred years later, a slave girl named Dorica is the only one who may enter the Wood and not suffer its curse. There she cuts saplings for her master to make spears that never miss their mark. When a foreigner arrives at the shop seeking a treasure hidden in the Wood, Dorica decides to find it for herself and use it to bargain for her freedom. But she soon finds something in the Wood far more precious than any treasure she could imagine.

“The Wood” is a prequel to my grimdark portal fantasy series, “Three Wells of the Sea.”

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Black Diamond Rattlers

Never give a Rattler your back…he might just strike your heart. 

I caught sight of him striding along the hall to our hotel room; head down, brows furrowed, oblivious to how devastatingly sexy he was. 
One shove from my best friend and I was dragging him into the darkness of our hotel room and commanding him. “Take it all off for me.” 

Rippling muscles, and an air of danger. He had to be the entertainment…a slow slide of his leather vest and we caught sight of it…

His gun. 

Diablo was no dancer…he was dangerous. 

Patched in with the deadly Black Diamond Rattlers his past was hunting him down and this time there was no escape. 

He put me on his bike and we tore along the highway of the criminal underworld. 

Only there was one problem…

It was a highway I knew all too well. 

My family were savages dressed in Armani.

Ruthless. Connected…and possessive of me. 

Now we’re on the run, hiding from the Rattlers and my family. 

They’ll have to drag us back kicking and screaming…

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Alien Hunter, Star Trooper

A humanoid alien designated an Alien Hunter Class 5 and formerly a Star Trooper, Gladiator, and Mercenary is “dumped” on Earth by the Universal forces of nature. The so called “Hand of God.”

With his Earth liaison officer Chicago detective Chris McInnes in tow, the displaced visitor starts a one alien war against corruption, crime, and terrorism on Earth. Both human and alien.

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Based on the author’s 12 part monthly Alien Hunter series published by the Golden Visions science fiction magazine throughout 2011.

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About the Author

David Scholes is a writer and also works as an economic (and occasionally actuarial) consultant to various Australian Government Departments. This novella is his sixth science fiction book being preceded by another novella and four collections of science fiction short stories.

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The Grass Widow

Forty-year-old Callie Jamison thinks she has a good life as a rancher’s wife, until her husband divorces her for a younger woman who can give him the children Callie never did.

Clayton Swift is an aging cowboy who knows it’s time for him to hang up his spurs, but he doesn’t want to do it alone.

After a chance meeting the The Flat Iron Cafe, their paths intertwine. But as secrets from Clayton’s past surface and Callie faces difficult life choices, their future looks uncertain.

Despite their differences, can the two forge a future together?

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Crushed: A Hockey Love Story (Vegas Crush Book 1)

No-fraternization policies were made to be broken.
—Evan Kazmeirowicz, VEGAS CRUSH

This may sound reasonable coming from the star winger for the VEGAS CRUSH the day he lays eyes on the new social media manager for the team, but for Holly Laurent it’s a whole different story. Dating a “player” is a risky business, especially if she wants to keep the job she just landed with the hottest team in the NHL.

Holly loves her independence and her career. She’s doing just fine on her own, thank you very much. Allowing her head to be turned by a hot hockey player and putting her job at risk?

Not. Happening. Ever.

Not even if he looks like a god. Not even if he possesses enough charm to tempt the panties from a nun. Not even if she has to cross her fingers behind her back every time she tells him she’s not interested.

Policies exist for a reason. Rules are not meant to be broken and sexy players are not to be trusted. Right?

**CRUSHED is a super sexy STANDALONE sports romance about a Ukrainian/American hockey god and the new social media manager for the team. Twitter is about to explode!

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