Burger Joints

Do you hate your job? Are you sick of your coworkers? After reading this story, you might be thankful for both. After Frank decides he is sick of his humdrum life as an Accountant, he decides to open a fast food joint. His advice, “DON’T BE A BOSS.” He has to deal with slacker employees who are trying to destroy his business. They are also selling weed out of the drive thru window. Frank’s dad and ‘girlfriend’ don’t help either. The people at the Burger Joint are INSANE! Enjoy the antics in this raunchy story. Whatever you do, Don’t eat at the Burger Joint!

Meet Roy Wells

Roy Wells has been a horror and sci-fi aficionado for several decades. He has been a big fan of comedy his entire life. He lives in Southeast Michigan with his wonderful wife Lori , a tankful of tropical fish, and his robot. He has also written The Howling in the Hills, My Psycho Family, Zombie Chow!, Spheres From Other Worlds, and My Glass Prison.

The Secret of Rosalita Flats: A Blacktip Island novel

It’s easy to lose your way on the quirky side of paradise.

Most people dream of being stuck on a tropical island, but Cal Batten just wants to sell his dad’s ramshackle, football-shaped house, fly home and pay off his creditors. Problem is, his dad’s will’s gone missing, what passes for an attorney has his own agenda and the whacky locals may tear the house apart to get at the gold and jewels they reckon are hidden inside. There’s also his childhood former-best friend, now a beautiful scuba instructor, who just might drown him out of spite. Cal has to dodge sharks—on land and under water—if he’s to unload the house and escape the crazy little rock.

The Secret of Rosalita Flats is a smart, funny tropical misadventure for anyone who’s ever dreamed of chucking it all and running off to the Caribbean. From the author of Blacktip Island.

Meet Tim W. Jackson

Tim W. Jackson’s first taste of scuba diving came at the age of six when he sneaked breaths off his dad’s double-hose regulator in the deep end of the pool. Later, as an ex-journalist armed with a newly-minted master’s degree in English, he discovered he was qualified to be a bartender, a waiter or a PhD student. Instead he chose Secret Option D: run off to the Cayman Islands to work as a scuba instructor and boat captain by day and write fiction at night. Two decades later, he still wishes that was half as interesting as it sounds. Or even a quarter . . .

Jackson is the award-winning author of the comic Caribbean novels Blacktip Island and The Secret of Rosalita Flats, as well as The Blacktip Times humor blog. His “Tales from Blacktip Island” short stories have been published in literary journals worldwide. He is currently concocting his next Blacktip Island novel and still enjoys scuba diving with his dad’s old double-hose reg.

The Teleporter

What if there was a power like no other? What if one drunken slouch happened to stumble where nobody has stumbled before and discovered the ability to teleport! Just when you thought there were enough super hero stories in this world, we made another one… Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch with a serial thirst for alcohol, that is until destiny calls upon him to stumble where no man has clumsily stumbled before. By day he works for a familiar sounding, power hungry, media controlling, mega rich American businessman who represents everything wrong with society today. Whilst investigating this politically loaded story arc Kurt accidentally acquires a super power like no other. The ability to teleport! Before he can think about saving the day, Wiseman must endure a journey of self-reflection by earning the trust of his friends and overcoming his greatest weakness, booze. Even if the path is filled with comic book cliché, inappropriate one liners and genre busting fourth wall action. Not all heroes in this world are the same and with great power comes the possibility to go viral! This is a story that will unite humanity… Kurt Wiseman is the Teleporter!

Meet Lee Hall

Lee Hall is a Best Selling Indie Author from the UK. He has spent many years reading, writing, blogging and performing. The fruits of such are multiple indie published books crossing several genres and of course a loyal following. From occult thrillers with monsters, witches and vampires that eventually became known as the ‘Order of the Following Series’ to paranormal romance and even the tale of a drunken superhero looking for justice. All of his works carry a deeper meaning that tribute the events from real life, because all good fiction is rooted in some level of truth. Most days you can find Lee on Twitter trying to be witty and supporting fellow creatives.

Paranormal Investigation

This fictional ghost story with a slice of humour was inspired by historical facts and true events. Discover the dark history of Cornwall’s old jail, built in 1833, and follow the fictitious Roy family as they conduct a paranormal investigation inside the historic building. Their spooky venture evokes questions about a spirit possibly following them home.

Meet Chantal Bellehumeur

Chantal Bellehumeur is a Montreal author born in 1981. She has 20 published books of various genres as well as numerous short stories, memoirs, poems and articles featured in compilation books, eMagazines, plus articles in The Suburban l newspaper.

Sci-Fi Shorts II

Ten humorous science fiction stories telling of a train journey into a parallel world, a hen party in space, a galactic bailiff tasked with evicting everyone from Earth, a trial in the afterlife, a retired scientist who invents an antidote to Murphy’s Law, and more.

Meet Mark Roman

Mark Roman is a retired research scientist who fritters away his time writing humorous science fiction. He lives in London, is married, and has two adult children. His two most recent books have been collections of SF stories – Sci-Fi Shorts and Sci-Fi Shorts II – both of which are also available as audio books narrated by the splendid Duncan Galloway of the Pasadena Roof Orchestra.

Jane Austen’s Totally Unexpected New York Adventure

In “Jane Austen’s Totally Unexpected NY Adventure,” follow beloved author Jane Austen on a captivating journey through time. When three time travelers offer her a chance to find a cure for her illness in 2061, Jane eagerly accepts. Guided by these enigmatic companions, she explores the marvels of future New York City and even witnesses Halley’s Comet.

During all this, Jane finds herself drawn to Frederick, one of the time travelers, in a brief but impossible romance. Their connection inspires Jane, fueling her with newfound passion and determination to complete her final novel, “Persuasion.”

She draws upon her own experiences and emotions, infusing the pages of “Persuasion” with a depth and authenticity that would make it one of her most enduring works.

However, the constraints of time and destiny threaten to separate Jane and Frederick. They soon realize their love cannot defy the boundaries of time. Yet, the impact of their fleeting romance reverberates through Jane’s words, giving “Persuasion” a profound and heartfelt resonance that echoes through the ages.

In “Jane Austen’s Totally Unexpected NY Adventure,” a tale of time travel, hope, healing, and the power of love unfolds, showcasing the indomitable spirit of Jane Austen. Join her on this strange journey, where love, inspiration, and literary brilliance intertwine, leaving an everlasting mark on her timeless legacy.

Meet Robin Robby

Allo, I’m a writer/filmmaker who loves readers and fellow writers. I’m that RARE author who writes stand-alone novels only, at least for now.

Pig Joke Book for Kids: 300 Totally Hog Wild Jokes for Kids

This greatest pig joke book is filled from cover to cover with only pig jokes, piglet puns, and hog humor. Perfect gift for a pig person you can share with friends and family for countless hours of snorting and oinking. Ideal for little kids, bigger kids, silly grown ups, just about anybody who loves piggies.

Meet Tim Zak

Tim began writing his children’s books to share with his daughter. She is now grown and an integral part of the writing process, providing the names for all those cute baby animals is his fun adventures.

Jane Austen’s Totally Unexpected New York Adventure

This novelette is a best-selling time-travel fantasy. IMAGINE Jane Austen brought to 2061, the year of Halley’s Comet return. Her well-meaning time-travelers urge Jane to visit a New York doctor who can prolong her life. This way Jane can continue to write more novels. Well, that’s the plan, anyway. Can Jane survive the visual assault of modern-day architecture?

Meet Rob Santana

I’m a novelist/filmmaker who enjoys talking to readers and writers. I’ve published four novels and my films have been screened at several festivals. But my first love is writing novels.

This Haggadah is the Way: A Star Wars Unofficial Passover Parody

Darth Seders have been going on for years, and the time had come for a proper text to accompany the evening (or two, in the diaspora). Enter Martin Bodek, SuperUberMegaHyperUltraFan.

Meet Martin Bodek

Martin Bodek is co-founder of TheKnish.com – a Jewish version of The Onion. He is the beat reporter for JrunnersClub.org, an emerging Brooklyn-based organization for athletes. He researches surnames for Jewishworldreview.com (e-mail [email protected] with yours and he’ll do the legwork for you!). He has been writing freelance for more than 20 years for The Huffington Post, The Denver Post, The Washington Times, The Jewish Press, bangitout.com and other sites and media outlets as well as Germany’s only weekly Jewish newspaper, The Judische Allgemeine. His books have been featured at the YU Seforim Sale. He was born and raised in the wilds of Brooklyn, New York, has worked most of his life in the badlands of New York City and settled in the jungles of northern New Jersey with his strong wife and three above average children. As you can tell, he wants to be a writer if and when he grows up.

My Life’s a Joke

What does it take to become a professional stand-up comedian? You need a good sense of humour and loads of determination, of course, but mostly you just need material. Lots of lots of material. Ryan Murphy took care of that requirement early on in his life through a series of awkward encounters and spectacular failures. Now, for the first time ever, he shares the hilarious true stories that helped thicken his skin and pave the way for a successful 15-year career as a comic. You’ll learn about his disastrous first kiss, his ill-fated foray into football, and how he spent his high school prom locked in the trunk of a car. Told with wit and warmth, My Life’s a Joke is proof that comedy truly is tragedy plus time.

Meet Ryan Murphy

Ryan Murphy is an award-winning writer and editor who has created engaging digital content for some of the largest and most trusted brands in the world including Walt Disney Studios, HBO, and many more. His critically acclaimed short stories and columns have been published in 22 books and have been featured on more than 170 radio stations and 60 newspapers and magazines across North America.