GEORGE MANLEY political novice and computer hacking entrepreneur, runs for US President and wins-The public, and his family don’t know he’s a cross-dresser appearing as his twin sister “Georgia.” Using his hacking skills SHE saves the US from a Russian plot, risking his being “outed” and losing his family and the Presidency. This fast paced, farcical, quirky comedy takes you to the heart of the presidency and one man’s struggle for the White House, to save America, and for personal acceptance.

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Meet Mark J. Wilson

Mark J. Wilson: Author, screenwriter, producer, director & cinematographer.

The West Yorkshire village of Throgley had absolutely nothing going for it, especially when compared to its illustrious neighbouring villages of Wormhole and Boggett. Then the village was bequeathed funds from a local multi-millionaire to build a public convenience in memory of his name. The lavatories, the Sir Jerrold Wainwright Memorial Public Convenience, immediately known affectionately, and appropriately given its function, as ‘Jerry’s’, was quite magnificent. It was to bring riches to the village beyond its wildest dreams. It also brought, along with the riches, Jerry’s commissionaire ex-Regimental Sergeant Major Horn. At which point things began to go pear-shaped.

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War 19 Trump vs. China: Or How Trump Learned to Beat Biden, COVID-19 and China - ASIN B08GG9XRHF

WAR 19 – An Incredible Political Thriller and Satisfying Historical Fiction – 2 Versions 

In the fall of 2020, COVID-19 continues to kill. Most blame China and it seems war is inevitable. America is about to pick a president to lead the country through the conflict with China. YOU must choose the president to lead through War19! 

This is a two book political thriller series, one if Biden wins and one if Trumps wins reelection. One book is sure to thrill you and one book will make you want to burn it! 

Full of suspense, mystery, political satire and humor, this “Trump Wins” version of historical fiction answers the questions you have been dying to know!

This version of the political fiction series answers……

  • How does Donald Trump get reelected?
  • How do the Democrats respond?
  • What does Adam Schiff accuse Trump of this time?
  • What happens to the virus and any vaccines and treatments?
  • Does China accept responsibility for the death and fiscal carnage?
  • Do lying Democrats leaders of the FBI and CIA finally pay for their deceit?
  • Does Hillary Clinton get indicted?
  • Can war with China be averted?
  • Can President Trump save America, beat the Chinese and destroy the Democrats all at once?

This book has it all! Political humor, satire, fun historical fiction. A great alternate history to satisfy your every political dream! 

About the book:
In 2071, to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the war between China and the United States, the United Nations published the definitive account of the war. China expert and former White House Chief of Staff J. Alton Beauchamp was selected to write this account. 

Dr. Beauchamp decided the best way to present the story was to select newspaper, magazine and website articles from the period. The articles, when taken as a whole, as a mosaic, tell the entire story. The selection of the articles was his and his alone.

About the author:
Dr. Beauchamp was born in 2022, just months after the conclusion of the war between China and the United States, and grew up in Beijing. In 2056, he orchestrated and led the successful reunification of the two Koreas. He subsequently served as ambassador to Korea and then China. President James Carter, the great-grandson of Pres. Jimmy Carter selected Beauchamp to serve as his Chief of Staff. Serving for both full terms, he became the longest serving Chief of Staff in American history. 

Bonus materials online:
Read this exciting political fictional thriller about how Biden learned to beat Trump, COVID-19 and China! 

Find sample chapters, a full Q/A, more details about the author and BONUS chapters at War19.com!

Fake Testimonials: 
“I have read all of the accounts of the war, and despite the unusual style, I found this to be by far the best recounting of the events.”
– George Bush IV

“This is the most complete, unbiased account of the war. All of the other books written about the war are trash compared to this!”
– Joseph B. Obama

“All other books on this topic should be burned!”
– Mitch McConnell III

“I know both my Grandpa Bill and Granny Hilly would have loved this book.”
– Jasper Clinton Mezvinsky

“I LOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!”
– Oprah (yes, she was 116 when the book was written)

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The Pigeon Hole - ASIN B087WQKW6T

“All we need to do is get back to the Pigeon Hole. We’ll be safe there. Safe from society, safe from the law and safe from retribution.”

The Pigeon Hole explores twenty-first century life, through the lens of the good, the bad and the ill-informed.

When a curiously violent crime strikes the suburbs, society’s attentions shift towards unearthing the villainous perpetrators. However, upon closer inspection, things aren’t entirely what they seem. A microscopic examination of the suspects results in a search considerably closer to home…

A neoteric take on the stereotypical crime novel, The Pigeon Hole will compel you to question everything about your social standpoint.

Think you know the world from top to bottom? We’ll just see about that.

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Managed Care

Maxy Awards “Book of the Year” 2019

Pencraft Awards “Best Fiction Book of 2019”

Witty, occasionally crass, and an unqualified delight.” –KIRKUS REVIEWS

Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time.

When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted.

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The Desperation of Harry

In this amazing anti-mystery loaded with dark humor, twenty-three-year-old Monty Hill leaves his Midwestern roots for 1977 Hollywood with dreams of becoming a major film screenwriter. He meets Harry, an unpredictable yet endearing man who in hopes to assist Monty financially, steers him to an apparently dangerous producer of pornographic movies, just as an unidentified pedophile looms in the background, inexplicably relating his own brief narratives. There are shocks and secrets aplenty buried in this intelligent story based on actual events, but it’s up to the reader to figure out where they are hidden before they crash-land with thoroughly unexpected explosions.

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Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop

“Trump Dog” is funny fast-paced political satire that takes place several years in the future when people come to believe Donald Trump was reincarnated as a dog. The main character is a struggling, down-on-his-luck freelance artist, named Jerry Kendall. One day Jerry goes to an animal shelter and adopts a big, rambunctious and unruly mutt named Mabel. Through a fluke accident, neighbors and the media come to mistakenly believe that Mabel is the reincarnation of Donald Trump. Even though Jerry knows this belief is untrue, he continues to perpetuate the reincarnation myth for the sake of fame and riches. However, all of the attention to Jerry and “Trump Dog” quickly becomes overwhelming as it wreaks havoc on Jerry’s life. He is confronted regularly with extortionists, attempted dog kidnappers, Trump haters, and Trump-loving fanatics. If you enjoy wacky political humor (especially liberal humor), Trump jokes, or dog humor, this short entertaining book is a must read.

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Caged Boy Sings: A Memoir

NEW EDITION

In this raw and oftentimes brutal experimental memoir, Cameron Beyrent paints a vivid landscape of mental illness as he recounts the terrifying reactions he had to the pills meant to cure it.

Caged Boy Sings is a mind-altering, stiletto-throwing, unmedicated look inside the brain of author Cameron Beyrent.

As the story of Caged Boy Sings goes off the rails right out of the gate, the narrative dips into universes filled with characters that you never expected to meet—rent boys, mental patients, strippers, 20-somethings and more. The line between fiction and nonfiction is frequently challenged as the author guides the reader throughout the fragments of his imagination, searching for the shattered pieces of the truth throughout the rooms of his mind.

Caged Boy Sings is a book about the misplaced losers who are constantly wondering about who they’re supposed to be—and the unsung heroes who were put here to help us piece together the puzzle of our identities.

Portions of this book were originally published online and in literary magazines under the moniker “Caged Boy Sings.”

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Fun Stories Greatest Hits

Enjoy the biggest laughs, the craziest stories, the most comedy. 40 greatest hits! 

Featuring multiple tales from the top 10 of the iTunes comedy chart 

The ultimate destination for humorous short stories. TV and radio personality R. Scott Murphy takes you on a wild ride through office pranks, romance fails, commuter clowns, parenting problems, and the day he quit Cub Scouts. No topic is safe from his off-the-wall comedic sense of observation. 

Fun Stories Greatest Hits is a must-have collection of laugh-out-loud life stories sure to please humor readers, comedy connoisseurs, and fans of sitcoms such as Seinfeld, Friends, and The Office. 

Make Fun Stories Greatest Hits your next comedy adventure. Get it now. 

PRAISE FOR FUN STORIES:
“Five big stars. The funniest book I’ve read in a long time!”  

“Murphy is funny and charmingly off the wall. I love all five Fun Stories books and these are the greatest hits!”

“There are rollicking adventures in every chapter. It’s my go-to gift for friends and family.” 

“Hilarious book. Witty humor like Dave Barry, Trevor Noah, Nick Offerman, and Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”

INCLUDES ALL OF THESE POPULAR STORIES & MANY MORE:
“Chick-fil-A Makes Me Feel Like Leonardo DiCaprio” 
“The Least Amount of Fame Possible (Old MacDonald)”
“Cub Scout Dropout”
“Not the Next Carrie Underwood”
“Bigfoot Popcorn”
“Gatorade For Your Soul”
“Shamelessly Suggestive City Names” 
“I’m the Freakin’ Michael Phelps of Googling” 
“Alright, Alright, Alright!”
“Mind Game of Thrones”
“Happy Friday (Mr. Pee Man)” 
“Clown Commuter Award”
“How NASA Thins The Herd”
“Crunchy Roads, Take Me Home” 
“Good Folks, Bad Coaching”
“Ultimate Waitress Revenge”
“Battle of the Bands”  

Get a free Fun Pack of stories at www.mentalkickball.com.

The Fun Stories family also includes:
Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work
Fun Stories For Your Drive Home
Fun Stories: Random City Limits
Fun Stories: Searching For More Cowbell

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My Inbox – Uncensored!

Q. What does a woman do with her arsehole before making love?
A. Drops him off at the club.

Is this sexist? Who decides whether it should or should not be?

It is just one of a random collection of quips, poems, paraprosdokians, anecdotes, philosophies and rants selected from the compiler’s email inbox over a period of years. A collection of fun, filth and philosophy!

Remember that he didn’t send these emails, he received them. He hopes you will find this eclectic collection amusing, interesting and thought provoking.

You may laugh at some and cringe at others.

If you think you might be offended by some of the corny, tasteless, tacky, allegedly racist, sexist, ageist, politically incorrect content, then please –
DON’T BUY THIS BOOK

But remember, too ,that the two most obdurate, intolerant books ever written were the Bible and the Quoran.

WARNING
Political correctness can seriously damage your sense of humour

“I laughed so hard, the tears ran down my legs.”

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