*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better.
It was supposed to be two bros on a lark to find jailed outer-space aliens.
They honestly didn’t think it could be real.
Now, one of them has busted a foxy blue alien female out of jail, stolen a UFO, and decided to start a non-profit to ‘Save the Aliens.’
The only problem?
One of them might be falling in love.
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Frazier Mountain, California. Kevin Murphy can’t seem to catch a break. Fleeing to an imposing pine-forested peak after a series of Hollywood fiascos, the beaten-down writer fears the gorgeous woman on his arm won’t stick around if he doesn’t find success soon. But their idyllic cabin in the woods becomes a house of horrors when he discovers the area is secretly a haven for disturbing creatures and deadly vampires.
Desperate to show he’s strong, Kevin and his girlfriend rush to assemble a monster-fighting force. But all his efforts might be for naught in the face of their maniac neighbor’s plan to use a legendary spellbook to unleash all-out annihilation.
Can the troubled wordsmith rebuff a bloody invasion without becoming fiend fodder?
Mountain Of Fangs is the pulse-throttling first book in the Mountain Of Fangs horror series. If you like creepy locales, inhuman threats, and the clash of swords and gunfire, then you’ll love Carlo Hart’s uneasy climb.
You thought you understood the Zoo? I’m here to tell you it’s so much more than anyone ever thought!
HE WAS NOT PREPARED.
Born from the fertile imagination of bestselling author Michael Anderle
Fountain of Youth, or Valley of Death?
While eating his supper of microwave popcorn, PhD student-genius Salinger Jacobs is grabbed from his apartment in California, stuck on a C-130 military plane and sent to the Sahara Desert to witness the reality of the ZOO for himself.
With the life expectancy of untrained scientists working inside the ZOO measured in hours, he has a lot to learn.
Fast.
First order of business?
How do you shoot a gun, and just HOW MUCHis that plant worth?
The government needs the best of the best military and scientific minds working out how to pull the secrets from the ZOO, while keeping the deadly fauna and flora in check.
There is one major problem, Salinger doesn’t even havea PhD.
If he can stay alive long enough, he might be able to afford something besides packaged microwave popcorn to eat.
THAT IS A BIG IF.
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NOTE:There may or may not be gratuitous sex in this book. Or it might actually play into a later book with funny talk about men vs. women’s abilities and capabilities. There is ABSOLUTELY cursing in this book. LOTS of upset cursing, cursing out of anger, fear, and other emotional issues related to carnivorous alien flora or fauna eating humans who don’t say ‘darn.’ LOTS of gratuitous cursing just because the author finds it funny, too. There is death and sadness…and more death. In fact, it’s a blender of blood out in the ZOO. Man vs. alien nature seems to justify ugly results. Plus, people have emotional hang-ups. Expect to smile, laugh, cry, and perhaps have a spate of jealousy or two. Further, there might be explicit sex, thank-you sex, and you’re welcome sex. Finally, there is no Coke in the ZOO. That is probably the worst and most offensive trait in these stories. This is Michael Todd, and I approve of the shenanigans pulled in ZOO stories.
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When Nickie accidentally activates her special functions and finds herself with a stolen ship full of hostile Skaine, she has no choice but to figure out what to do with the cards she has been dealt.
A by-product of her activation, her internal computer system also finds her Aunt Tabitha’s diary in her memory banks. In these accounts, Nickie finds a long-desired link back to her favorite aunt, whose recounted stories help them both to accept the trauma they’ve survived.
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Veil Rising
Abducted along with thousands of others. Transported to a world of slavery for alien masters. Mind-wiped, so every hellish day in the mines feels like just another job shift.
This has been going on for millennia. And one day, archaeologist Ali Johnson decodes an ancient Sumerian tablet that unveils the truth. Those secrets set her on a trail of clues that lead to the right place at the absolute wrong time.
The plan to keep humanity at heel relies on periodic purges, and the countdown to genocide is ticking. Ali may be the spark that ignites galactic rebellion.
But before she can save mankind, she must remember who she is, what she’s lost, and why one terrible figure continues to haunt her dreams.
Backlash Rising
After narrowly escaping her enemy, Ali reels back from the edge of death.
She finds herself surrounded by a strange subterranean species who hide from the enslavement she just fled. Some think Ali is the long-awaited key to their salvation. Others want her killed.
But Ali doesn’t have time for life-or-death politics. She knows the Annunaki overlords have a planet-killing weapon en route. Her friends, family, along with the entire Bawn race, face annihilation…except for those willing to betray and sabotage for the Annunaki cause.
Ali may only have days to unravel the knot of doom tightening around them all. Still, she can’t escape one mounting fear: What if this threat is only a trial run for the Annunaki? What if the real target is Ali’s home, the birthplace of humanity and all the rebellion that comes with it — Earth?
Alliance Rising
The aliens want her dead. Easier said than done.
Ali, archaeologist and expert at cuneiform translation, knows about the long-departed Anunnaki slavers, not just because of the ancient writings she has found in Mesopotamia, but because she has their blood running through her veins.
Now Ali’s found a terrifying truth:
The Anunnaki are coming back.
The powers afforded by Ali’s dangerous mixed blood make it just conceivable she can stop them… once she hooks up with the Space Templars.
Oh, and they have to fix a little problem: the Anunnaki left behind portals all around the Earth through which they can pour millions of troops in a matter of minutes.
Step one: Close the back doors.
So the race is on:
Can Ali kill the portals before the Anunnaki kill her?
He was in a gang but was trying to change his future when a board member of the elite advanced academy NEXUS made a snap decision and offered him a chance.
Then fate, or an unbalanced genius, offered him another.
The Nexus Academy is for the elite trainees from Earth, and now trials from our alien allies, as they teach the future generation how to fight, lead, hack, spy, and many other talents and tactics.
Hired by companies, governments and NGOs, these graduates work to pay off the massive debt their training at the academy accumulates.
You don’t become the best of the best by staying alive. With the Animus, you are closer to perfection with each death you suffer.
Kaiden Jericho would rather skip the death part, thank you very much.
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He was in a gang but was trying to change his future when a board member of the elite advanced academy NEXUS made a snap decision and offered him a chance.
Then fate, or an unbalanced genius, offered him another.
The Nexus Academy is for the elite trainees from Earth, and now trials from our alien allies, as they teach the future generation how to fight, lead, hack, spy, and many other talents and tactics.
Hired by companies, governments and NGOs, these graduates work to pay off the massive debt their training at the academy accumulates.
You don’t become the best of the best by staying alive. With the Animus, you are closer to perfection with each death you suffer.
Kaiden Jericho would rather skip the death part, thank you very much.
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Join Kaiden as he learns about Nexus, the Animus and the opportunities that one fight has brought him. Never has helping someone benefitted him so much.
The future is looking bright…except for the pain.
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Born from the fertile imagination of bestselling author Michael Anderle
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Fountain of Youth, or Valley of Death?
One missile fired at Earth. One political decision could change the future of mankind when apocalypse happened.
Fighting hard, multiple countries band together to successfully pausethe apocalypse.
A new species of Death walking?
Dr. Christopher Lin works out a possible solution to the phantom Chimera which is slowly tearing down Wall 01. A wall which protects humanity from that which is inside the ZOO.
He has the perfect solution and volunteers to head a party into the ZOO to kill the shadowy creature, before it grounds down the U.S. Section of Wall 01.
The only problem? The “Boss” approves the mission, with a few minor changes Chris wasn’t expecting.
When there is money, there are people trying to keep it all to themselves. Can a person survive not only the ZOO, but people hoping they will die?
Dr. Christopher Lin has to go into the ZOO a third time, but will it be the last?
He has been played by the one person he was hoping to save.
What will it take to keep a good man down?
Wallace has received orders, but can they be serious?
Other governments want in on the action in the Sahara.
Sometimes, the ZOO is too much for just a few countries to control. Even with the big boys of the world working together, it is highly questionable if they can protect every inch of the walls surrounding the ZOO.
IN THE ZOO, THE ENEMY MAY WALK ON TWO FEET AND THE NIGHTMARES ARE REAL.
WHAT ELSE WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN?
Wallace has had enough thrown at him that it is creating chinks in his “orders are orders” armor.
Ordered to go back into the ZOO to fight mercenaries, he is given a rough group to command.
SOMETHING IS INSANELY WRONG IN THE ZOO.
BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Wallace is not unstoppable, and the ZOO is more than willing to demonstrate that to him personally.
Hall has information about Kemp, and he wants Wallace to bring her back alive.
Given his leftover doubts from his conversation with the German ambassador, will Wallace follow orders?
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Reprobates:
With nothing in their future, Former US Marine Charles, ex-SAS Booker, and ex-Australian Army Roo decide to give the Zoo a shot.
Without the contacts, without backing, without knowing what they are getting into, they scramble to get their foot in the door to even make rent in one of the most dangerous areas in the world.
With high rewards comes high risk. Can they learn on the job, where failure means death?
Relying on their training, they will scratch, claw, and take the most dangerous jobs to prove themselves, but will it be enough? Can they fight the establishment and the Zoo at the same time?
And what the heck’s up with that puppy they found?
Degenerates:
What happens when you come back from vacation to find out your dog ate the dog-sitter?
And your dog isn’t a dog?
The BOHICA Warriors have had some success in the Zoo, but they need to expand and become more professional to make it into the big time.
Each member goes home to recruit more members to join the team.
Definitely bigger, hopefully badder, they return ready to kick some ZOO ass.
With a dead dog-sitter on their hands and more dangerous missions inside the Zoo, the six team members have to bond and learn to work together, even if they are sometimes at odds with each other.
Succeed, and riches will follow.
Fail, and the Zoo will extract its revenge in its own permanent fashion.
Redeemables:
NOTHING KEEPS A MAN AND HIS ‘DOG’ APART…
But what if the dog is a man-killing beast made up of alien genetics?
Thor is with his own kind as they range the Zoo, but something is missing for him. Charles is with his own kind as they work both inside and outside the walls of the ZOO.
Once connected, the two of them are now split apart by events that overcame each.
Or are they?
Follow the BOHICA Warriors as they continue to make a name for themselves as the most professional of the MERC Zoo teams. So much so that people on the outside have heard of them.
Follow Thor as he asserts himself in his pack.
Around the Zoo, nothing remains static, and some things might converge yet again if death doesn’t get in the way.
Thor:
The ZOO wants to kill THOR. Humans would want that as well, but they don’t know what he is.
What is Charles going to do?
Charles brings Thor to Benin, where he can safely hide out until things calm down. Unfortunately for both of them, that takes them out of the frying pan and into the fire.
The Pendjari National Park isn’t the Zoo, but lions, elephants, and rhinos are not pushovers.
When human militias invade the park, Thor and park ranger Achille Amadou are trapped between the proverbial rock and a hard place. How do you protect the park and THOR Achille has to hide justwhat Thor is…
Can he hide what Thor is when Thor makes that hard to accomplish?
Will the militias figure out what that creature is that attacks them?
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Waits to eat them next time.