Tag: comedy

The Potency!

The Potency!

| September 7, 2018

In a world turned upside down by the God of Potency’s prancing dickishness – Queen Elizabeth II in orbit, the Dalai Lama partially digested – two heroes set out to restore natural order, overcome crippling dandruff and escape the pull of the Mongolian Illuminati. Chul, a self-righteous South Korean salaryman, vows to find and consume […]

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What to Kill For

What to Kill For

| September 6, 2018

A single woman whose biological clock is ticking hunts for a husband in the “Land of Mr. Wrongs” also known as Los Angeles. “Fortunately,” she gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster. *****Shannon is just another single woman in Los Angeles who is desperate to find “The One.” She is a pretty, decently-educated Episcopalian princess, and—it […]

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Take Us To Your Trump

Take Us To Your Trump

| August 18, 2018

The government has been lying to us! Not about public corruption or lurid scandals or secret wiretapping programs… Okay yes, all that stuff too, but I’m not talking about that right now. The government has also been lying to us about space aliens. Aliens have landed on the National Mall and are asking to speak […]

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Moon Struck

Moon Struck

| August 10, 2018

TWO BOOKS IN ONE. Moon Struck ~ 150 pages, Elemental Rage: A Time to Kill ~200 pages Jen has never enjoyed the full moon. Not like her family and certainly not like her boss, Rob, whose monthly trysts leave the office in a shambles. Jen turns into a mouse on the full moon, the most […]

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Juicy Jersey

Juicy Jersey

| July 22, 2018

Grab the latest funny fiction in the Mina Kitchen Cozy Mystery series! More cozy comedy! More murders!   Summertime, and the living is umm–not as easy as Mina had hoped. But, she finally has a full-time job, working alongside her new boyfriend, Jack (that is, Chef Jacque, when they’re at Squirrel Run Acres.) That’s good, […]

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DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 1: The Invaders

DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 1: The Invaders

| July 15, 2018

Aliens. Armageddon. And President Mel Gibson? America is in trouble, dudes. The country is in ruins after the president walls it up, sealing it like a giant prison. The rich get richer and the poor starve to death in the streets. Enter the Invaders, a secret society led by a charismatic and flawlessly handsome dude […]

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Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident

Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident

| July 10, 2018

Fifteen years after losing most of his family to a devastating, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content that his daily highlights will include hazelnut coffee, a long bath and the occasional jar of olives, his life is completely upturned by the […]

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How Daddy got his groove back, with a LOT of help from me, Matchmaker Extraordinaire!!!

How Daddy got his groove back, with a LOT of help from me, Matchmaker Extraordinaire!!!

| June 16, 2018

Cassie Morrison has but five simple goals in life… #1 – Be the first person to land on Mars! #2 – Become prime minister of Scotland! #3 – Create and rule the great Scottish Empire! #4 – And eventually the world! Those will all take a long time though, so for now she’s just focusing […]

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Broken Melody

Broken Melody

| May 27, 2018

Carefree student Melody Freeman has just woken up with a hangover from hell, no memory of the night before and two bite marks on her neck. With a nagging desire to find out just what she got up to last night, she again hits the city with her best friend Rachel to retrace their steps. […]

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The Teleporter

The Teleporter

| May 4, 2018

Just when you thought there were enough super hero stories in this world, we made another one… Kurt Wiseman is your average mid-twenties slouch with a serial thirst for alcohol, that is until destiny calls upon him to stumble where no man has clumsily stumbled before. By day he works for a familiar sounding, power […]

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