dragons
The Conjuring of Zoth-Avarex: The Self-Proclaimed Greatest Dragon in the Multiverse
Kept hidden by the United States government for decades, the Site is a place where magic is real. But that doesn’t mean that everything happening there is sparkly. Soul-sucking policies and layers of stifling bureaucracy threaten to take all the fun out of magic.
Harris, a newbie Conjurer, starts his first day of work at the Site bursting with excitement: he’s been brought on for an extremely big project happening the very next day. In a triumph over its habitual inefficiency, the Site manages to carry out its plan and conjure an actual dragon to be used by the military.
The dragon (Zoth-Avarex, the self-proclaimed greatest dragon in the multiverse) immediately eats the person next to him, snatches a “princess” from the ranks of the Conjuring Department, and flies away to the Space Needle. There he manipulates the media, outwits the Site’s bumbling management, demands sixty-three billion dollars’ worth of treasure (because Smaug was said to have had sixty-two billion in his hoard), threatens to destroy the city–and installs a couple of food trucks.
While this book skewers the same fantasy genre it gleefully inhabits, it also pokes fun at corporate culture, today’s obsession with wealth and celebrity, and our denial that life is anything more than meets the eye. Hapless Harris, believing in magic all along, learns to apply what he’s picked up between the pages of fantasy literature.
Meet K.R.R. Lockhaven
WarMage: Unexpected
Girl meets dragon. Girl works to befriend dragon. A large, red, dangerous dragon.
Raven Alby will have to train her new ride and save the dragon’s life or die trying.
Mix in starting at Fowler Academy as a first year, becoming a stronger mage and oh… people disappearing.
It’s all adding up to typical teenager stuff for a young mage.
First lesson Raven will learn? Don’t ever let anything come between a girl and her dragon.
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Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Horror Comedy
Word of advice from Mervyn, trailer park manager of Nightshade Trailer Park. “It’s never a good idea to mix trailer park magic and homemade bucklure.”
Y’all come celebrate the Hollerdays at Nightshade Trailer Park, where we have plenty of trailer park magic, homemade bucklure, and Hollerday spirits.
Hollerday Chicken: Start your Hollerday festivities by attending the lighting of Lulu the Hollerday Chicken down at Chicken World Poultry Processing Plant.
The Winter Wonderland Gang: Reindeer have been sighted flying over Dutter County. Darvus and Floyd Woodvine have been infected with deer hunting fever. Homer Watson is making homemade bucklure. Word is Buckus, the god of deer hunting lurks in the Dark Woods.
Earlene’s Evil Fruitcake: Earlene Chitwood has made her Gobmart baking list. Time to make her fruitcake. She always adds an extra secret evil ingredient.
Ho! Ho! Ho! Maggic Hooch has been cursed by Earlene Chitwood, Maggie seeks relief from the curse. And revenge.
The Making of Holiday Spirits Not So Bright: Stressed about the Hollerdays. Cletus and Diesel Chitwood are cooking up some possum powder in their trailer.
Sod Versus Green: When Sod wants a Christmas Tree, Leroy encounters the Winter Wonderland Gang at the Hodge Podge Flea Market.
Demons Roasting Over an Open Fire: The Alabama Demons have returned from their hellish six-week motivational retreat. They’re ready to sell more insurance policies, and they’re ready to teach the shape-shifting dragons a lesson.
The Bucks Stop Here: Word is Santa Claus will be judging the Nightshade Trailer Park Hollerday Contest, and Earlene Chitwood is determined to win no matter what.