1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes

They’re all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth!  This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment.  Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics.  A wise sage once said, “Laughter is, and will always be, the best form of therapy” so go on, cheer yourself up with this fabulous collection of mirth and merriment.

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Joey Flynn’s Extraordinary Tale

Joey Flynn is an ordinary eleven year old boy. He likes baseball, video games, and hanging out with his friends. The summer before sixth grade his family moves from California to Oregon. Joey is not happy about moving. Now he has to start over with new friends and even worse, a new school.
Exploring the woods of his property in Oregon, Joey meets an extraordinary individual, like no one he’s ever met before. This new friend teaches Joey about faith and trusting God.

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Neverland

Second place winner 2018 Oklahoma Writing Federation’s (OWFI) annual writing contest Horror Division.

Following the brutal murder of his wife and the traumatic backlash to his son, Detective Mark Boyd has retired from the Alsuma Police Department and taken up the tranquil country life outside picturesque Button Creek, Oklahoma. But Mark’s plans to heal his son and rebuild their relationship are shattered when their new life is destroyed by a pack of violent marauders.

Mark’s call to authorities falls on deaf ears and his only assistance comes in the form of alluring telephone lineman, Heather James. With Heather’s help, Mark makes plans to uncover those responsible but soon learns the peaceful town of Button Creek is not what it seems. Its citizens are prisoner to a horrible secret, a secret which could steal his son and destroy their chance for a fresh start.

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Yellow Baboon Sat On a Dune…

It was mid-June.
Yellow Baboon sat on a dune.
He was eating sweet, soft prunes.
Suddenly, he saw the Moon.
It was high above the dune…
This is a marvelous story for kids which consists of rhymes to the word Baboon. Baboon is the main character who has a question: “If someone on the Moon may perform a pleasant croon?” He visited his friend Raccoon “who wears flower print pantaloons and loves to eat soup with a spoon” to find out the answer. At the end of the poem, the little explorers will discover who is living on the Moon, and what present Yellow Baboon and Raccoon will send to the Moon.
Read and enjoy this wonderful poem to improve reading and spelling skills, to increase vocabulary, to develop creativity and imagination of your toddler or preschooler.
Easy rhymes, colorful illustrations make this book a great introduction to poetry for the children.

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Life Lessons from Grandpa and His Chicken Coop: A Playful Journey Through Some Serious Sh*t

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Love is superior, family is mighty, and we were put here, not for ourselves, but for each other. These are the core values that were passed down to me from my grandfather. Don’t chase the chickens because one day one might just chase you back, beer is more than just a breakfast drink, and do what you want, not what you’re told… these were also some things of value that were passed down to me from Grandpa.

Growing up just down the hill from my grandfather and his chickens taught me more about life than anything that I could’ve learned in school (had I paid attention). Learning how to stand up for myself, to lend a helping hand, to nurture, and protect the things I love, are just a few of the lessons that I learned while crossing that grassy path between his house and mine.

Life Lessons from Grandpa and His Chicken Coop is a book about love, family, youth, maturing, and all the learning that happens in between. It is a powerful, humorous, insightful, playful, and philosophical narrative about perspective and the lessons that I have learned growing up just as ornery as my ornery grandfather and his precious chickens.

Only By Chance

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Exhausted and over-worked, Eliza rushes to her 9-5 thinking it will be an average weekday. It is until she meets a six-foot, light-eyed adonis greets her. Her normal binge-watching weekend turns into a lust-filled whirlwind romance with an unlikely match. The only problem is, he’s not exactly single.

Gen Z

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For birthday girl Chas, life just got a whole lot weirder…

Chasity is celebrating her fourteenth birthday at the local fair when zombies crash the party, stranding her and her two best friends on the Ferris wheel. With a bird’s eye view of the carnage below, they have to use their wits to survive.

Grab your cotton candy and run…

Unarmed and outnumbered, they face a perilous journey through a once idyllic community in the hopes of reaching their loved ones. With only each other to rely on, Chas and her friends are pushed to their limits as the undead hordes close in. Can they make it to safety in time to avoid becoming another human happy meal?

Refuge is just a few blocks away…

For fans of all things zombie comes a post-apocalyptic tale like no other, filled with suspense, action, and humor. Book 1 in the Series.

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The London Hustler

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Do YOU want to thrive in London without breaking the bank?

In July 2015, I left Australia and moved to London based on not much more than a gut feel. But I hated it. Broke and miserable, I just couldn’t find my groove and was wondering if the “gut feel” that led me here was in fact an almighty bum steer. Sheer determination and hustle led me to discover amazing ways to save money, meet new people, enjoy what London has to offer – and life has flourished ever since.

The London Hustler is the book that I wish someone had given me when I first moved to London. It is packed full of great tips on how to settle in, specific networks to join, places to go, ways to save money, travel more, meet new people, explore new things and maximize your time in The Big Smoke. It’s a mix of personal experiences and practical insights all designed to help you get the most out of everything this amazing city has to offer from day 1 – without the struggle and overwhelm.

Join me in falling in love with this brutal and beautiful City.