Tag: humor
How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin’ Days (Bargain Book $0.99)
Ever wanted to grow a five-story tall flower in Central Park? How about fight a deadly battle under the subway tunnels of Manhattan? Don’t worry. I never wanted to either. But if you’re ever being chased by ladies made of mist and have to save the girl with the sparkly eyes you’ve never had the […]
The White Oak Casket
James’ eighteenth birthday is the day his alcoholic father decides to shoot himself in front of James. Haunted by this memory, James struggles desperately to cope and turns towards alcohol to self-medicate. His mother sells his childhood home, much to James’ protest, causing James to distance himself from her. Years later, after finishing college, James […]
So Many Thrones: A Parody of A Game of Thrones
From the author of The Candidate in the Rye and a graduate of The Harvard Lampoon, this parody novel is a send-up of Game of Thrones, publishing just in time for the series finale. Before the HBO series, and before your friend who has never read a single fantasy series invited you over to watch, […]
Mild Narcotics
Mild Narcotics is a collection that fascinates and disturbs in equal doses—15 short stories, all previously unpublished, that revel in the absurdity of everyday life. In “Mr. Punk Rock,” a couple decides to deal with their cockatoo’s vocalizing in a very direct, hands-on manner; in “Pomerium,” a man’s commute turns uncomfortable as passengers stare crossly […]
Made in America: A Memoir of Complete and Utter Stupidity
Made in America is the vivid, heartbreaking, and harrowing true story that explores the depths of what life is like when you are a stupid asshole. Buck Brennan always knew he was different. He spent his whole life living a lie, the same way gay kids do before they tell everyone that they are gay. […]
Press Attention
So, you want front page news coverage? Then you need to put on a show.In this case, a fashion show.With much to organise and excitement mounting, we follow Eva, the owner of a small town boutique, through the highs (and a fair amount of lows), as she works her way from booking the venue, right […]
The Swordsmen: Or 50 Shades of Gray Matter
“This isn’t any type of guide of how, if bitten and now a gimp, to hitchhike across America with expectations that one of the few remaining uninfected will give you a lift. Why would they? First, you’d be terribly difficult to get out of the upholstery. Second, the moment your tummy grumbled, you’d find yourself […]
Hard to Starboard
The whores of Port Royal have reformed… Into a crew of pirates! Patrick Thorn has spent the past twelve years dreaming of the day she could return to the sea. Now that day has finally arrived and she’s taking the whores of Port Royal with her. Given a little luck, they might even become the […]
Naan of Your Business
Too shy to reply? The Comeback Kid will do it for you!In this hilarious take on the modern-day detective story, Frank “The Comeback Kid” Davenport has made a cozy living finishing arguments for people too embarrassed to speak up for themselves. But when a beautiful young woman hires him to tell off her dad, he […]
Once Upon a Time
Silly Uncle Willy is in town so let the fun begin. Once Upon a Time, the hilarious first in the Bedtime Stories with Uncle Willy series will have you and your kids bonding through laughter. Silly Uncle Willy’s wild imagination has clocks racing around the block, socks dancing, shoes broadcasting the entertainment news, bananas on […]
