Tag: humor

DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 1: The Invaders

DAVE! (A Novel from the Future) Part 1: The Invaders

| July 15, 2018

Aliens. Armageddon. And President Mel Gibson? America is in trouble, dudes. The country is in ruins after the president walls it up, sealing it like a giant prison. The rich get richer and the poor starve to death in the streets. Enter the Invaders, a secret society led by a charismatic and flawlessly handsome dude […]

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Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident

Carpet Diem: or How to Save the World by Accident

| July 10, 2018

Fifteen years after losing most of his family to a devastating, pudding-related tragedy, Simon Debovar has settled into a life of self-imposed exile from the stinking, selfish morass of humanity. Content that his daily highlights will include hazelnut coffee, a long bath and the occasional jar of olives, his life is completely upturned by the […]

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Real Pink Collar Workers

Real Pink Collar Workers

| June 29, 2018

This story is about a small group of women who work together in a vast airplane factory, based on actual on-the-job events. In sisterhood, they experience love, romance, sexual abuse, alcoholism and control while working together in a “man’s world”; one that will send these ladies down a rabbit hole of espionage, intrigue and the […]

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The Human Fish

The Human Fish

| June 24, 2018

Evening. An alleyway. Light spills from the open door of a Japanese restaurant onto a pile of food scraps. Someone deeply unhappy and lonely finds something in this pile that makes him instantly happy. And then… Well then, as always, follows a brief romance with a tragicomic ending.

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Milton Maroo and the Idon Rebellion

Milton Maroo and the Idon Rebellion

| June 22, 2018

Milton Maroo, a portly space trader who enjoys a gourmet meal as much as a good deal, is wanted for murder in a strange star system on the brink of war.The Idon star system is fragile, crumbling from the outer planets in. At the edge, resentment boils in the Idonan people, whispers of uprising are […]

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Down the Rabbit Hole, A Mystical Adventure

Down the Rabbit Hole, A Mystical Adventure

| June 18, 2018

Spring Season Special: This short story – Down the Rabbit Hole, A Mystical Adventure – is an enchanting tale with a message for all ages, that real magic is not an illusion but something we all possess. “You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem, and […]

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The Girl Who Stole A Planet

The Girl Who Stole A Planet

| June 12, 2018

Amy Armstrong is having a perfectly normal life as a perfectly normal fourteen-year-old thief and proprietor of stolen goods in 1995 California, until a talking cat interrupts her latest break-in and transports her a thousand years into the future to a burglary operation that crosses space and time. She explores the inside of an asteroid […]

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Wisconsin Vamp (Monsters in the Midwest Book 1)

Wisconsin Vamp (Monsters in the Midwest Book 1)

| June 7, 2018 | 0 Comments

Some vampires are destined for greatness. He’s not one of them. When truckstop diner cook and mediocre bowler Herb Knudsen becomes a vampire, his once simple life gets a bit more complicated. Herb’s not even sure how it happened. He wasn’t bitten by a vampire, which means there’s no one around to help him learn […]

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The Subway Is for Unicorns: A Postmodern, Magical Realist, Sacrilegious Comedy, Adventure, and Romance

The Subway Is for Unicorns: A Postmodern, Magical Realist, Sacrilegious Comedy, Adventure, and Romance

| June 2, 2018

It’s the end times. God is on vacation in Bermuda. Jesus aka Bill is a clown. Lisa is a mental patient with schizoaffective disorder, a stripper, an ascended master, President of the United States, Satan’s ex-wife, God’s replacement, and the author of this book. She’s got the hots for Jesus. Satan is Santa Claus and […]

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A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

A is for Adam: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!

| May 26, 2018

The Forbidden Fruit. Come on. Bite it. You know you want to. The snake says it’s okay. Eve says it’s okay. You’re curious, aren’t you, Adam? Bite it. You bit it, didn’t you? It’s all right; we all make mistakes. Paradise wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, anyway. From now on, you’ll have […]

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