? Sometimes the best lessons are learned in the most terrible ways. ?
This is a story about two writers.
One is published, rich, and famous; the other, unpublished, poor, and unknown.
The rich guy is me, Max McMillan. I’m the greatest hack ever. I swear I am.
On most days, I walk around the house naked and publish best-selling books every few months or whatever.
The women come and go like it’s a goddamn whorehouse. But I’m thinking about marriage. See, there’s this girl. She’s got a name, but I can’t remember it. I call her Cowgirl Up. It suits her well.
I don’t love her because I don’t think I can. I only love four people: my poor writer friend, Jack, his wife, Jane, and their two kids, Lucy and Nathan.
I hate everyone else.
Did I say Jane is dying from cancer?
And I hate cancer.
This is my story. It’s absurd and outrageous. It really is.
If you’re an asshole like me, you’ll really love this story. I swear you will. It’s that crazy.
And if you buy this book, I just might buy myself another Corvette. (Hell, at least you know that I’m also honest.)
Goddamn, I fucking hate cancer.
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