Dick Wiener's Caribbean Christmas: An Overstuffed Sequel - ASIN B08C27PTRZ

“A riotous, explosive adventure novel—as hilarious as it is action-packed”

– Joelene Pynnonen, Independent Book Review

There’s trouble in paradise…and hilarious fun!


Dick Wiener traveled back in time and saved the world. Now, he just wants some rest and relaxation. But there’s trouble lurking beneath the turquoise waters near Cayo Pene. 


A mutiny on Dick’s prized new yacht, the Salty Surprise, leaves the toilet-salesman-turned-hero marooned in the tropics, with his family missing. When Dick crosses paths with benevolent drug smuggler and foodie Chavo Cortes, their stories intertwine over a cheeseburger, a half-ton of cocaine and a misplaced hand grenade.


They’re joined by Busty Bixby, an adult film star and assassin, and Father McKill, a hitman for Jesus, who show up in a storm of bullets with Wiener’s name on them. But nothing is what it seems on this imperfect getaway. They’ve all plunged neck deep into a sinister Caribbean conspiracy masterminded by a shadowy figure from Dick’s murky past. With his family in jeopardy and the birthday of the Lord approaching, Wiener must enlist a band of heroic misfits, murderers and fools to fight back.


Facing pirates, profiteers, a drug kingpin and the world’s most dangerous man—a deranged nuclear sub captain—who all aim to scuttle Dick’s dream vacation, how can Dick save Christmas, and save his family from a watery grave? The answer is to kick some ass…again.


If you enjoy the tropical vibes of Jimmy Buffett, the seat-of-your-pants action of Clive Cussler and the oddball comedy of Douglas Adams, this is the epic adventure you’ve been waiting for…


“A bewildering feat of mayhem, madness and turbulent tumescence wrapped-up in one of the most exhaustingly funny books I’ve ever read.”

– Jonathan Harries, Author, “Killing Harry Bones”

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Meet Luther Banks

Luther Banks is a television producer and lifelong storyteller who now devotes his energies to fiction writing. His stories aim to capture the human condition in all of its aspects, including those that mainstream literature conveniently ignores. In his free time, he enjoys the beach, spending time in nature, and doing the three W’s of life: woodworking, wine tasting, and writing (and wizardry).

He is the author of two books in the “Dick Wiener” series. His latest work is entitled “Dick Wiener’s Caribbean Christmas: An Overstuffed Sequel”

The Sun God’s Heir: Return (Book One)

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René Gilbert awoke shackled to the wall of a four-foot-high ship’s slave hold.

The filthy bilgewater splashed over his head and then receded. Under sail.

The North Atlantic, 1672. To survive, René must escape a slave ship in the midst of the ocean.

Focus on the first thing, his fencing master’s voice rose from within his memory.

“Don’t drown,” he thought. His second thought was the memory of a wooden rod speeding toward him for his sarcasm.

Rapier sharp pulse pounding action across the warp and weave of the seventeenth century. Sailing ships, pirates, and past lives contend in this first book of an award-winning trilogy.

Read The Sun God’s Heir: Return (Book One) and set sail into a time where love and life were precious and easily taken away. Where the distance to one’s enemies was measured by the length of a rapier’s blade.

Alexandre Dumas meets Horatio Hornblower and The Mummy in this sweeping, swashbuckling tale.    Kirkus Reviews

The Sun God’s Heir: Return, is an epic story, taking you into a time where actions and words ripple from the past into the present and then invade the future. A truly remarkable story.    Readers Favorite

In this epic fantasy, THE SUN GOD’S HEIR by Elliott Baker, readers are offered a unique and compelling story line. Baker’s vivid descriptions and well-drawn characters seem to shimmer with life.   Judge, 25th Annual Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards.

Numa and the Pirates

A thrilling science fiction story with robots and aliens. If that’s what you’re looking for, this is not it. Numa and the Pirates is a charming story of Numa, a handicapped boy on the island of Moog, who becomes an unexpected hero. The book received 5 stars from Readers’ Favorite: readersfavorite.com/book-review/numa-and-the-pirates

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Mitch and Mooch Try Swimming

Mitch and Mooch are about to test the water in a new adventure – swimming lessons!    Will the funny funky monsters sink or swim as they conquer their fears and overcome the unexpected?

The perfect book to introduce your child to swimming, this charming story includes helpful tips on how to prepare, what to expect and answers common questions about swimming lessons.  Ideal for children starting to read independently or as a conversation starter, this colourful book uses a dyslexia-friendly font and includes comprehension questions throughout.  If you want to encourage trying out new activities and overcoming fears, get your goggles on and have some monster fun with Mitch and Mooch today!

“Funny and helpful – this book will help any child starting their swimming journey!” Simon, Swim School Owner/Teacher

Mitch and Mooch try… books are designed for children aged 3-7. They aren’t just fun stories however, the series is designed with the following educational enhancements:

  • Dyslexic friendly font – designed to make it easier for children to differentiate the individual letters so that they can blend the words correctly.
  • Text is also against a coloured background and broken up into manageable chunks.
  • Comic style dialogue – why not have fun putting on silly voices for the characters?
  • Gentle introduction to what to expect from a first lesson in each activity – the books can also be used to support parents encouraging children with SEN needs who may be wary of new environments.
  • Inclusive – Mitch and Mooch may be monsters, but we celebrate diversity within the whole class!
  • Comprehension – some pages have a comprehension question contained within the illustration; these focus on feelings (e.g. what do you think the character is feeling right now, to help them read expressions) and questions about the story (to check they understand what is happening on a deeper level).
  • Search and find pages – finding a certain number of relevant objects within the page – to enhance the child’s comprehension of what is going on in the picture as well as counting skills.
  • Uses common exception words within the text.
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Wrath of the Renegades

Wrath of the Renegades - ASIN B077VC6G98

When the King’s royal vessel is savagely attacked in the dead of night by a pirate warship called the “Tombstone Maker,” the only survivors must join forces to track the pirates down and rescue their loved ones.

Calling themsleves “Honourable Renegades” the four heroes must overcome a horde of enemies, betrayal, and a monstrous creature deep within the Amazon.

Loaded with suspenseful action, memorable characters, and exotic jungle locations, Wrath of the Renegades is a fast paced and fresh take on the classic pirate genre.

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Pirate Hunter Tempest (Pirate Hunter Tempest Book 1)

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Set sail for a magical adventure!

Seventeen year old Charlotte Berry has a pair of dark secrets. One, she’s a powerful sorceress. Two, she loves magical girl shows.

She would honestly rather tell people about the sorceress thing.

Only good at cutting class, smoking, and being a source of gossip at school, Charlotte’s life is going nowhere fast. That is until an encounter with a man calling himself Jack introduces her to a world she thought only possible in one of her animes.

Magic. Pirates. Aliens.

Three things that have nothing in common end up becoming a major headache as Charlotte is forced to become Pirate Hunter Tempest! The newest magical girl on the block is soon targeted by the Black Crew Barbarossa, a space fairing band of pirates known as the strongest in the universe. In search of an object known as the Tempest Patch, they are hellbent on claiming it…even if they have to go through swaths of pesky humans. Tempest is the sole thing standing in their way. Just like that, her hometown of Verdant Bluffs becomes a war zone!

Failure isn’t an option. Things are about to get bloody before they get better. Can Pirate Hunter Tempest write her own page in magical girl history, or is she destined to suffer a watery grave?

+17 recommended due to strong language, violence, and some suggestive themes and situations.