An Affair to Dismember

“Fans of laugh-out-loud romantic suspense will enjoy this new author as she joins the ranks of Janet Evanovich, Katie MacAllister, and Jennifer Crusie.”—Booklist, on An Affair to Dismember

“Elise Sax will win your heart.”—New York Times bestselling author Jill Shalvis

My name’s Gladie Burger, and my Grandma Zelda says that I have “The Gift.” That means that I’m going to be a great matchmaker, and it probably means that I can know things that can’t be known.

Just like my grandma.

She knows who should be matched with who, and she also knows what the weather’s going to be weeks in advance. Some people call that a Third Eye. Some people call it psychic. Some people call it weird.

I’m betting Grandma is wrong. The only “gift” I’ve had in my life is not being able to hold down a job. I might have a commitment problem.

But I’m helping her out in the matchmaking business, anyway. So far, I haven’t made a match, and now after our neighbor across the street fell, hit his head, and died, I can’t stop thinking that maybe his death was no accident.

Maybe it was murder.

I may have commitment issues, but I seem totally committed to finding out if he was murdered and who murdered him.
The annoying Chief of Police—who unfortunately turns my insides into molten estrogen jelly—thinks I should be committed for sticking my nose in where it doesn’t belong.

Luckily, another neighbor is just as hot as the Chief, and he’s more than happy to support my sleuthing. Ditto my best friends Bridget and Lucy.

It’s a toss-up if I’ll solve this mystery, get killed in the process, get arrested, or find true love.

An Affair to Dismember is the first book in the Matchmaker Mysteries series. It is a humorous and romantic small-town mystery. Matchmaker Mysteries… Sometimes love comes with a few dead ends.


Meet Elise Sax

Elise Sax writes hilarious happy endings. She worked as a journalist, mostly in Paris, France for many years but always wanted to write fiction. Finally, she decided to go for her dream and write a novel. She was thrilled when An Affair to Dismember, the first in the Matchmaker Mysteries series, was sold at auction.

Elise is an overwhelmed single mother of two boys in Southern California. She’s an avid traveler, a swing dancer, an occasional piano player, and an online shopping junkie.

Tompkin’s School (A Supernatural Academy Trilogy Book 1)

Welcome to hell—I mean, Tompkin’s Academy.Where students go missing, demons hunt freely, and the school does nothing to stop it. Oh, and dating the hot captain of the basketball team could be the deadliest mistake I’ve ever made.

I thought my life was over the moment my father sent me and my twin brother to this boarding school in the middle of nowhere. Turns out, I was right.

Now I’m surrounded by supernatural forces with a desire to kill and a demonic voice inside my head that wants to control me and force me to use my newfound powers for evil.

With darkness greeting me at every turn, I’m determined to fight it and bring down the monsters in this school even if it’s the last thing I do.

Perfect for fans of THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS and FALLEN ACADEMY. Scroll up and click “Buy Now” or “Read for Free” to start this supernatural academy today!

Books in this supernatural academy trilogy:
1. Tompkin’s School: For The Extraordinarily Talented
2. Tompkin’s School: For The Dearly Departed
3. Tompkin’s School: For The Resurrected

MORE BOOKS OF THE TRANSITIONED UNIVERSE:
The Unforgivable Act (A Beaumont Bros. Circus Mystery #1)
The Detective’s Nightmare (A Beaumont Bros. Circus Mystery #2)
The Yuletide Killer (A Beaumont Bros. Circus Mystery #3)
Timur’s Escape


Meet Tabi Slick

TABI SLICK is a full-time writer and mother to a beautiful German Shepherd and Rhodesian Ridgeback pup. She’s the author of the Transitioned Universe, the world of magic all of her books take place within.

The first series within this universe is Tompkin’s School (A Supernatural Academy Trilogy), a YA Dark Fantasy series set in the magical countryside of Oklahoma where she grew up. After several years abroad, she finally settled down in the Dallas-Fort Worth area of Texas.

With a background in Linguistics, she’s often found either researching or with her nose stuck in a book.

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