Tag: satire

There Will Be Hell To Pay

There Will Be Hell To Pay

| January 23, 2019

They say those who get deep into the Kabbalah’s mystical text of the celestial spheres can lose their minds. But one man discovers the celestial spheres are far from saintly. The man, Jack Merriman, is a Seer sucked into the celestial realm against his better judgment. He finds out Satan is a beautiful female with […]

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Time Is Irreverent

Time Is Irreverent

| January 7, 2019

AN IRREVERENT, LIBERAL, TWISTY, TIME TRAVEL COMEDY! What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also […]

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The Planet Builders

The Planet Builders

| October 29, 2018

????? “An absolutely insane SCI FI novel. Never will you find a more cutting satirical ‘take-down’ of the genre than this!” -Carlos Pratt Join our hero, Captain Dirk White, as he endeavors to build the perfect planet, against all odds! They said it could never be done, and he’s out to prove them wrong, and […]

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Pianist in a Bordello

Pianist in a Bordello

| October 6, 2018

Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire […]

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They Were The Best of Gnomes, They Were The Worst of Gnomes (Tales From a Second-Hand Wand Shop Book 1)

They Were The Best of Gnomes, They Were The Worst of Gnomes (Tales From a Second-Hand Wand Shop Book 1)

| September 27, 2018

They were the Best of Gnomes, They were the Worst of Gnomes. Well, one each, really. These two Gnomes -Grimbledung and Drimblerod- are just trying to get along in life when their worlds collide. Drimblerod runs a moderately reputable second-hand wand shop that does pretty well at moving inventory. Grimbledung runs a disreputable second-hand wand […]

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The Potency!

The Potency!

| September 7, 2018

In a world turned upside down by the God of Potency’s prancing dickishness – Queen Elizabeth II in orbit, the Dalai Lama partially digested – two heroes set out to restore natural order, overcome crippling dandruff and escape the pull of the Mongolian Illuminati. Chul, a self-righteous South Korean salaryman, vows to find and consume […]

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What to Kill For

What to Kill For

| September 6, 2018

A single woman whose biological clock is ticking hunts for a husband in the “Land of Mr. Wrongs” also known as Los Angeles. “Fortunately,” she gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster. *****Shannon is just another single woman in Los Angeles who is desperate to find “The One.” She is a pretty, decently-educated Episcopalian princess, and—it […]

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Lessons From a Life Champion: Sometimes Even Winners Make Duty

Lessons From a Life Champion: Sometimes Even Winners Make Duty

| August 27, 2018

“Lessons From a Life Champion” is possibly the most important books of the 20th century. Some critics are even calling it the next Bible. This the the inspirational true story of how one man beat the odds to find true happiness. This is the one book that will change your life forever. If you don’t […]

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Take Us To Your Trump

Take Us To Your Trump

| August 18, 2018

The government has been lying to us! Not about public corruption or lurid scandals or secret wiretapping programs… Okay yes, all that stuff too, but I’m not talking about that right now. The government has also been lying to us about space aliens. Aliens have landed on the National Mall and are asking to speak […]

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Portside Screw

Portside Screw

| July 29, 2018

A Jack Cubera Novel Retired PI Jack Cubera just wants to drink beer, fish the flats, and live the simple life of a full-time boat bum. One problem: he’s just discovered his old nemesis—the Key’s most notorious real estate developer—floating tits-up in a weenie bikini in the Islamorada backwaters, landing him high on the suspect […]

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