Tag: students

Brooks the Kitten

Brooks the Kitten

| September 26, 2017

Mama cat nuzzled her newborn baby kitty outside, in the backyard. When the kitten opened its eyes for the first time, it saw its mother, beautiful as she was, and let out a smile, and a contented purr. Mama cat was as happy as she could be, as was the little kitten, which was welcomed […]

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The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

The Faulty Process of Electing a Senior Class President

| April 11, 2017

The official satire of the 2016 elections See why readers are saying, “Terrific”  “Loved this”  A must read”   “A home run” Two candidates no one wants to vote for. An election the students want to forget about. A story everyone can identify with. United Exceptionalism is known far and wide as being the greatest prep […]

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This Really Happened

This Really Happened

| April 8, 2017

I felt like I was seeing it all in slow motion; the car, sleek and black, careening around the corner, the sound of wheels skidding. Headlights illuminating her dazed expression like a spotlight as it made contact. Then I heard screaming, distant and muffled, as if I was underwater. It took me a long time […]

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