The Sorry and Morticum series continues a thousand years in the future. Sorry and his self-made family escape the chaos on earth in a Mutmut spaceship. They head for the ancient moon colony, Rumi, which has not been heard from in a hundred years. They are astounded by what they find there. Is it an alternative to death? Is this a method of finally discovering the inner workings of others? Can you really connect a hundred different brains and have them always reach an agreement? Take a seat in the mind gardens, if you dare.No products found.
Beheading Kings and poisoning the innocent, I reckon I’m a menace. Didn’t intend on it, but one thing leads to the next.
I figured I’d kill the sard, steal his wealth, and be well on my way elsewhere, but somehow, I ended up latched to the Lord and Master of Frenmere Pass, helping him every step of the way. Icaz proved an enigma, and I don’t like leaving without answers. How does a deranged fool nobody has heard of end up as one of the wealthiest folks around? I worried for the children in his care too, and wanted to make sure the girls stayed safe, but mostly I stuck around to itch away at the nasty scab called curiosity.
Who wouldn’t be curious upon learning your employer possesses a pendant capable of controlling the mind and bending others to his will? Who wouldn’t want to know if the fantastical story he tells bears any resemblance to the truth? I sarding well do. If that means one preposterous situation after the next, so be it. More questions than answers, and I mean to even the score.
Shifters, Zombies, and Vampires? Oh my!
My name is Dorothy Gale, and I think I might be dead.
When my dog Toto and I got swept up in a twister, we landed in hell. A very colorful hell. Like a rainbow dripping in blood. Now it looks as though this dreadful underworld plagued with vampires, zombies, and shifters will be the site of my eternal damnation.
They say this terrifying land called Oz isn’t hell or purgatory and escape is possible, but first I must survive the journey down the blood-soaked yellow brick road to the only place in Oz where vampires dare not tread—The City of Emeralds.
With enchanted footwear and the help of my three new friends—a friendly zombie, a massive shifter lion, and a heartless axe murderer of evil night creatures (who also happens to be the hottest guy I’ve ever seen)—Toto and I have a chance to make it to the Vampire Free Zone. When we get there, I must convince the most powerful wizard in this magical land of monsters to send us out of this radiant nightmare and back to the world of the living. They say he’s just as frightening as this monstrous land, that he detests visitors, and even the most horrifying creatures cower in his presence. But I must seek him out. And when I find him, I’ll do whatever it takes to make him send me home.